May 2013
3 tags
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our...
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
loserslol:
feeling replaced is the worst feeling ever
stuartsometimes:
when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies”
I get
so
fucking
mad
because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being
but I also know my ass looks great in this dress
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
gooutfighting:
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
yung-failure:
It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once n a while
